Zero Point in a Truffle

There is a German girl who works at the coffee shop whom I know to be quite precocious. Hubby and I had already shared a small coffee at another place before I was nudged to head to the one owned by the woman whose birthday is Halloween. She (the German girl, that is,) had playful sense about her when she asked what she could get for me and I responded that I’d like “Love joy and world peace.”

“We’re out of stock on that,” she told me with a deadpan. I’ve gotten this response on occasion before, but never with such an amusingly straight face, completely free of apology.

“What else can I get you?”

“Well I’d also like a truffle with that. When will you be back in stock?”

She went on about economics and supply chains and not really knowing, could be a while, very expensive.

“Why don’t you just download the divine blueprint for it? and then infuse it into the truffle?”

She thought maybe she could charge a lot for a truffle like that. She mentioned the owner, Megan has put a blue cheese truffle on the menu. I asked her what she thought of it and she suggested blue cheese and chocolate are both good but that she couldn’t mind keeping them separate. I recommended to her that she could pitch the divine download infused truffle as an alternative. She still thought it would be expensive and they would have to pay her more to do it. I suggested she could download it for free from the still point of the zero. I also mentioned the idea of a cosmic salary, where everything you need is simply provided for by divine alignment.

“So you’re basically saying the answer to everything is chocolate.”

“Yes, yes I am.”

She wanted to have a stable earthly salary, still, so I suggested she could have both. She seemed resonant and agreeable. She then proceeded to give me the truffle on the house. I also ordered a mocha to share with my husband.

I smiled as I realized how ironic and lovely it was that she supported my own cosmic salary.

I used to wish for a job - for a career so badly. I had things I wanted to prove. I also found it really hard being a stay at home mother, as that would not have been my choice, but it was required of me by the particular children I had. For whatever reasons, when I tried to create little careers on the side, it didn’t work out. The universe didn’t need to support me in that way, since I am supported in others, so it didn’t bother!

One of the first intuitive coaches I saw told me, “You’re off the hook for providing in this lifetime. You’ve done that in others.”

Now I realize I have what others who work jobs and careers want so badly. I have a cosmic salary. And it’s for the best, because at this point, I am so sensitive energetically that I wouldn’t be able to function in most jobs.

Years ago when I was tromping about, I’d relatively frequency have impromptu conversations with successful people in coffee shops about some of my ideas for the world. “You should be president,” was suggested as a career option on more than one occasion. So was, “You should be a comedian.” Clearly the two are not always different, though often the presidency is a tragic comedy. That life is not for me any more than a regular job is, in this life. But when I have expressed specifically ideas that would be win-wins for everyone, people resonate with them. This is in contrast to when I used to write to so-called representatives to ask them to consider such ideas. I was consistently blown off.

There are countless other women, including women from the full beautiful color spectrum and from many different cultural backgrounds - who have brilliant ideas, beautiful hearts and a lot better qualifications than me - both in how they are put together and in their worldly experiences. I hope someday we can elect one of them - someone who is not groomed or representing the status quo to be a token. Someone who is not on “tight reins.” Someone who has the inner and outer qualities to truly lead, rather than wheel and deal or conceal that which harms and does not heal.

I don’t want “the girl” to win just to have a vagina sitting in the oval. I have my own oval, thanks very much. I want a full grown woman - a divine feminine leader who operates from her heart and downloads authentic divine soulutions for humanity.

And fer God’s sake, I hope one of the first things they do is outlaw propaganda. May our speech be impeccable and clean and from a True and Authentic Goodwill.